ham and mayonnaise

prettyboyshyflizzy:

When yall singing along to some migos and that one white boy on your team slips up and says the N-word

Yall:

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Him:

"wait i can explain"

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"My grandparents are black"

"I have a black cousin"

"My car is black"

"Orange is the new black"

tokomon:

blackandmilds:

Recent studies show approximately zero of you hoes are out here fucking dads so can we just end that

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it’s so funny to me bc I’ve had so few actual connections with other people beyond friendship and I hate that I didn’t have the courage to say anything at the time

aaaaa42:

>get married

>gf now wife

>tfw no gf