I’m supposed to find out if my application to rent was accepted today and I’m super nervous!! I love everything about the house

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

do i have to go to sleep to avoid these antics

one time I was at my friends house and his tap water was tinted this green color which i found out later was bc his water was totally recycled from all the toilets and sinks 

he served me diarrhea water and didnt even try to apologize how am i supposed to trust tap water 

my city’s tap water has flouride in it for teeth reasons and it tastes like old farts I should just spring for a brita filter

poopflow:

this vine is unholy

three people saw me take these and I have so much work to do *shrugs*